Did I mention there will be spoilers? Oh, there WILL be spoilers!
I actually liked the tenth episode of STAR TREK: DISCOVERY…until I hated it.
Well, “hate” is a strong word. So instead, I’m just gonna go with “totally pissed me off!”
So what was the straw that stuck in my craw?
Was it the underwhelming “surprise” that Ash Tyler is really the Klingon Voq and that there never was any “rape”? Nah. I knew he was Voq all along. Being predictable doesn’t piss me off.
Was it that Ash/Voq killed Dr. Culber…arguably the only character on the ship I was starting to actually like? No. That stung, but as I said in a previous blog, I’m not really emotionally invested in any of the characters. So I got over Culber pretty quickly.
Was it that I still have to wait to say “I told you so!” when we finally learn that Captain Lorca was/is originally from the Mirror Universe? Not really. I can wait another week or two for that “surprise” reveal.
Was it the cringe-worthy scene of Tilly’s first attempt at being “Captain Killy”? No. I pretty much expected something like that to happen—the inevitable “fish out of water” scene to establish that our civilized folks are gonna find it tough to pretend to be barbarians. And it wasn’t too bad. It was even kinda fun and cutesy.
Was it the Mirror Universe uniforms that somehow managed to be even more outrageous than the Starfleet uniforms? No, I pretty much ignored the glitzy half-vests…right after singing Let’s Do The Time Warp Again when I first saw the Discovery crew wearing them. Actually, I was more horrified to discover that the Elvis-like Starfleet uniforms on this show include golden soles on the boots! Who designed their footwear…Usain Bolt???
Was it the lack of banter? No. This episode actually had some decent banter for a change. (When I see/hear banter in an episode, my friends, I freely admit it.)
So why did this episode piss me off so much…and why did it only piss me off at the end?